A Shot-By-Shot Dissection Of The New Star Wars Trailer
by Boring as Heck
The new Star Wars teaser trailer dropped this morning, and I’ve got a shot-by-shot dissection for all you “Starheads” out there.
First off, could this be the Millennium Falcon from the original trilogy? Sure looks like it to me!
Next up, we’ve got a pretty clear shot of what could potentially be the Millennium Falcon from the original Star Wars trilogy.
You won’t believe what else I spotted – the Millennium Falcon. That’s right, from the first Star Wars trilogy.
Just when you thought things couldn’t get crazier, guess what appears on screen? That’s right – a spaceship that I believe could be the classic Millennium Falcon!
As if I wasn’t excited enough, Han Solo’s infamous ship the Millennium Falcon swoops onto the scene!
The Millennium Falcon is back, baby – and it’s better than ever!
Hell no… is that the mother-f’ing MILLENNIUM FALCON???
No way. This trailer was already too much to handle before the Millennium Falcon appears!
What. The. Fuck. The Millennium Falcon, guns-a-blazing!
And finally, we end with a shot of the all-time best space ship in Star Wars history – the damn Millennium Falcon.
Unreal! One thing’s for sure – I can’t wait for December 2015, when the Millennium Falcon flies into theaters!