Boring As Heck

The new Star Wars teaser trailer dropped this morning, and I’ve got a shot-by-shot dissection for all you “Starheads” out there.

First off, could this be the Millennium Falcon from the original trilogy? Sure looks like it to me!

Could this be the famed Millennium Falcon?

Next up, we’ve got a pretty clear shot of what could potentially be the Millennium Falcon from the original Star Wars trilogy.

Could this be the famed Millennium Falcon?

You won’t believe what else I spotted – the Millennium Falcon. That’s right, from the first Star Wars trilogy.

Could this be the famed Millennium Falcon?

Just when you thought things couldn’t get crazier, guess what appears on screen? That’s right – a spaceship that I believe could be the classic Millennium Falcon!

Could this be the famed Millennium Falcon?

As if I wasn’t excited enough, Han Solo’s infamous ship the Millennium Falcon swoops onto the scene!

Could this be the famed Millennium Falcon?

The Millennium Falcon is back, baby – and it’s better than ever!

Could this be the famed Millennium Falcon?

Hell no… is that the mother-f’ing MILLENNIUM FALCON???

Could this be the famed Millennium Falcon?

No way. This trailer was already too much to handle before the Millennium Falcon appears!

Could this be the famed Millennium Falcon?

What. The. Fuck. The Millennium Falcon, guns-a-blazing!

Could this be the famed Millennium Falcon?

And finally, we end with a shot of the all-time best space ship in Star Wars history – the damn Millennium Falcon.

Could this be the famed Millennium Falcon?

Unreal! One thing’s for sure – I can’t wait for December 2015, when the Millennium Falcon flies into theaters!